Joke of the day.(ok i wrote it).

Jerry was sitting in the pub having his afternoon beer,
When all of a sudden His best mate Mick came barging though the Bar door way.
He came running up to Jerry, Screaming "Jerry Jerry, Have you heard the lastest News?."
Nah Mick what's the Mail?
Mick catches his breath then starts to recall.
Yeah mate it's all over the News and papers everywhere even the squarkbox(radio).
He's wiv the Seals mate!!..
Who is Mick?
Binladen U_Know that Osama Fella.
jerry slowly puts down his beer and looked at Mick and stated...
What the fucks he doing in the northpole?.

Watch out

Man_Kind is the reason for Mother Natures,(Earths). hurried Evolution,
Yes we are the course of the problem of the Planet heating up, Earlier and faster the usual.
the solution is to admit first.
Second,Then excepting fault for the problem,
And taking more care in the future.
And that is the first task!!!!.........