gang green the price to pay

well haven't i a story to tell this time
the other day a friend or should i say my best friend comes up to me backyard for a visit and we court up at the local had a good time and a few beers,
anyways after this we parted way afterone of the best nights one could have thx mate if she,s reading it.
then i makes me way home and a couple of days pass and we catch uop again just before headin home. that night i headed home but there was a sllight diafferance in the air.
And that was the fact that there was somthin in the air happening down there.
and i am not kidding at all the problem is that what was goinv on down there was a slight swelling to my old boy
now not much is payed here espesally since i,d had pimpals on my balls before and thought fuck all of it.And even a sist at one stage that i sorted my self by poping the little bliter,
and stuffin .it with cotten and good old tape.
now this is aat least two years ago this happened to me
the problem of today is heaps differant and much more a seriuos one
any ways the reason for this to let everyone know how easy it is to catch and how important
hygiene is and how u should at leasttake care of the most important things course u dont know how important it can be to u if u have a chance of loosing it
And we are not alking about petty little things here like ya t.v. or your playstation we are rtalking about the very close chance of loossing your man hood and not being able to
perform as one would say.
so fuckin wash ya self ya fuckers.
so back to basics
so after i notice the swellling i had just thought ok another sist i,ll fix it and hat was the start of the mayhem.
cause little did i know.
so i was dion the usual and sqeezing at the thing and while not doin that i was sqweezing my legs together to create another pian to take my mind of off the first one
The second mistake that was.
so the weekend is over and its eaprly monday morning and i am in quite a bit of pain
can't sleep and haven,t foor the last few nights tossing an turning all the time.
while squweezing at it in the hope of popping it
But the the blighter was being a real pain in the u know what. And sleep was right out of the equasion but never the less I decided if it cept persisting that I would have to go see a doc and by the next day I had doubled my original size and dam was ti an ugly looking thing.