Bonham Knife Hunted Movie The new Edition

Hey to anyone reading this, It's been awhile since my last post thing's have happened and thing's have not
i have started a book idea that ill post here shortly if anyones interested
I've done some more blades and sold them to people all hand made.
I've brought a truck and dog to work and it's going the best of late i'll post the pick's of the truck as well the experiance will come later be patient plz.........

gang green the price to pay

well haven't i a story to tell this time
the other day a friend or should i say my best friend comes up to me backyard for a visit and we court up at the local had a good time and a few beers,
anyways after this we parted way afterone of the best nights one could have thx mate if she,s reading it.
then i makes me way home and a couple of days pass and we catch uop again just before headin home. that night i headed home but there was a sllight diafferance in the air.
And that was the fact that there was somthin in the air happening down there.
and i am not kidding at all the problem is that what was goinv on down there was a slight swelling to my old boy
now not much is payed here espesally since i,d had pimpals on my balls before and thought fuck all of it.And even a sist at one stage that i sorted my self by poping the little bliter,
and stuffin .it with cotten and good old tape.
now this is aat least two years ago this happened to me
the problem of today is heaps differant and much more a seriuos one
any ways the reason for this to let everyone know how easy it is to catch and how important
hygiene is and how u should at leasttake care of the most important things course u dont know how important it can be to u if u have a chance of loosing it
And we are not alking about petty little things here like ya t.v. or your playstation we are rtalking about the very close chance of loossing your man hood and not being able to
perform as one would say.
so fuckin wash ya self ya fuckers.
so back to basics
so after i notice the swellling i had just thought ok another sist i,ll fix it and hat was the start of the mayhem.
cause little did i know.
so i was dion the usual and sqeezing at the thing and while not doin that i was sqweezing my legs together to create another pian to take my mind of off the first one
The second mistake that was.
so the weekend is over and its eaprly monday morning and i am in quite a bit of pain
can't sleep and haven,t foor the last few nights tossing an turning all the time.
while squweezing at it in the hope of popping it
But the the blighter was being a real pain in the u know what. And sleep was right out of the equasion but never the less I decided if it cept persisting that I would have to go see a doc and by the next day I had doubled my original size and dam was ti an ugly looking thing.

The English Language

I was sitting ere the other day on my tablet (NOT a bad little machine the XOOM just android an it affiliates need to fix there links, and sites, before adding an app, to d/l). Cause they don't ,test and check them, How do I know?
Simple, there are heaps of sites out there(Apps), that don,t work correctly .Now weather this is tech, or lack ,or greed of money,
Not sure, but please pay attention, because i'm not being racist here but u can check.
And I have found this out, by checking sites. Now the thing is I have English as my second language,  the reason I am good at it ,or reasonable anyway,
Is. I practice it alot witch others don't. How simple is it when an (APP) says it's free you would expect it. But u use once or twice and then the app says u gotta buy it.(people: just because nothing in the world is free).Does not mean u can abuse the word, anyway you see fit.
What should be written is (TRIAL) Stupid! And or free trial.
Not free. If you wanna be lazy an assume to make an ass out of you an me!,,,
That's fine ,but in the long run it's gonna cost u cause of your lazzyness ,and lack of understanding, because you didn't practice ,more fool you ,friend the World is about learning not cheating ,witch clearly some are attempting to do more an more ,as I age and that shits me cause I have news for ya
Google it motherfucker! Was a joke and it tended that way ,but some fools took it seriously. (Or maybe someone who thought they were smart) an we all know that story ,if u been there. But that's cool we have come to the 21st Century, and we can marvel at our own stupidity .and how after 2Thousand years, U would think but no we,ve learnt Fuckin Nothing!
We still fight over petty shit and greed ,we still don't listen ,and there ears are painted on.
All in all apart from some great inventions, most of what comes and has come from this in between, is either reruns remakes or rebuilds look at the television and now bullshit reality is on way out ,so it's rerun on t.v. and no offence to a great mind(jobs) but do we really need ten pods a year and three samsung galixy II' IIs IIS1900 SII1900t Come on People in a recycle World and your to stupid to see it?
Oh that's right plastic is recycleble. Hey Dickhead Google it Motherfucker. And u'll find exactly how hard it is to recycle plastisc' just to weld it together all pieces have to be the same to work proper.
But someone told u, some shit an u believed it ,well remember the mate that said he knew everything about cars. or yeah i'm a plumber yeah it ended costing u heaps, and there's a differance NO. but you don't put it together.

Joke of the day.(ok i wrote it).

Jerry was sitting in the pub having his afternoon beer,
When all of a sudden His best mate Mick came barging though the Bar door way.
He came running up to Jerry, Screaming "Jerry Jerry, Have you heard the lastest News?."
Nah Mick what's the Mail?
Mick catches his breath then starts to recall.
Yeah mate it's all over the News and papers everywhere even the squarkbox(radio).
He's wiv the Seals mate!!..
Who is Mick?
Binladen U_Know that Osama Fella.
jerry slowly puts down his beer and looked at Mick and stated...
What the fucks he doing in the northpole?.

Watch out

Man_Kind is the reason for Mother Natures,(Earths). hurried Evolution,
Yes we are the course of the problem of the Planet heating up, Earlier and faster the usual.
the solution is to admit first.
Second,Then excepting fault for the problem,
And taking more care in the future.
And that is the first task!!!!.........

Beo-Wulf and story telling

Beo-Wulf;.
Would you believe, that this is based on real event's, that really happened, in history.
Only it's been sque'd and pulled, and changed. to make the story more, Hero like.
If for example, you were telling  a story about an event.
We've all, Beefed up our stories, to make them more believable, and or more exciting. at the piont of telling the story, [Bullshit] is the name given to this sort of story. Telling this sort of story, we all have done. and do today around our mate's, etc.
Weather it be around the fire, or a keg.
And believe me, they were consuming mead,[Made from Honey] around that time, because Beer was a new concept, at the time. but believe me when i tell u they would, have told as much shit, back then as they do now.
You just ain't round long enough, to find out. how it changes over time, the only way to find out, is to try this experiment :
First, you tell a friend to tell His/Her, mates.
A Story, then u tell them to pass it on but only by a wishper, so the other parties, do not hear it. and by the time, it gets back to you, it has changed. Greatly, because you only hear what interest's you, and then you will pass it on but,
Not relize that you have changed, the story to make it sound better, to you. but
the person you have told, doesn't get the right info, cause you edited it, in your subconsience.
[this might be were the AI thing might have issues because each indervidual person has there way of entering the info into there harddrives
and when it it accsessed again it will come out depending on the operating system that the person uses[How well there Brain works].
So we get to the camp fire, and start at the start of so called MYtholigy!!
 Now we have to understand here, that the "mytholgy" was the law of the time and u needed a way, to explain how somthing worked..
Or more to the piont, Who made it?, How it was made?, And why is it so?
This brings up the question. Of were did they get the term god .was it from the term of Great One shortened?.
May be, maybe not. but the facts are there now, when ppl got together back then, they would gather around, The community fire, and tell stories.
Now, when u get a bit pissed, u tend to take in the info, and it gets put into an order that u can understand, then u tell some one else, who has heard the story else where, and they will disagree, to agree. then u have an argument. or piss fight, and if it's about religion, u can bet ya ass, that the next step, would have been war. cause the army's weren't as huge, as is betrayed on movies an t.v.
A siz-able force, back then would of been fifty, well armed men. and that could constitute an Army. and if u add a fire, and some mead, then u get Tens of thousands, of men. ready to fight, for a King that has enough money, to pay for them all. well fifty Yeah. Thousands Doubtfull because u gotta take into context
that to mine gold back then took a hell of a lot longer to do. so gold was worth heaps but was not plentyfull so soldiers were paid by other means.
and as well as that the armor that was worn was passed down cause to make it took experts and they weren't on every corner and to have a good Sword folded for you would take the price of a house today so most swords were crap or not proper swords, and to have a steel one wow that would be like being a king cause only he had the cash to pay for it and this is were you get the stories of swords that break other sword because i'm afraid they weren't nothing special
they were made of steel and most  the other swords could of been and were more likely made from brass lead or copper so hence u have a fight with a barbarian his sword would smash your cause of quality not make cause as above it was costly, now u think of how much it would be to purchase armor
then armor for your mount.
Fuk at that time u were basically a walking [Fort Knock's]
or slow riding bank account, waiting for a withdrawal from the local bandit's
but the knight had better gear so there for a better chance and cause of training he lasted longer and had more skill so he would win.
unless there were overwhelming numbers involved and this is were u get stories like [Robin-The-Hood].

the bible in 50 Word's

God Made, Adams Bits.
Noah arched, Abraham Split, Joeseph Ruled.
Jacob fooled, Bush Talked, Moses Balked.
Pharoh's Plagued, Jews walked, Sea Devided.
Tablets Giuded, Promised Land, John freaked.
David peeked, Profits Warrned,Jesus Born.
God walked, Love talked, Anger crusfyed.
Hope died, Love rose, spirit flamed.
Word spread, God still remained.............
and thats the sad bit he remained  weres his ceo package ohh thats right the church is hording it
Like they have done for a mellenia, if the churches are so good why do they need money,
and why can't god fix his own damn mother fuckin churches!!!!!!!!